preparation
Preheat the day at a refreshing 75°. Gently stir one team of softball players and umpires together and carefully pour onto playing field. Take second team and strategically place off to the side of the field. Take the strong voiced scorekeepers and place them at 2 different sides. This method is used to avoid confusion among the players. Gather a heaping handful of boisterous fans. Evenly divide into 2 groups and set 1 group around each of the strong voiced scorekeepers. Take your cans of laughter and open one and hysterically pour laughter over the game. Repeat this method 6 more times. Top the game with a sky full of sunshine and there's the recipe for a good church softball game! |